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> From: <***@paradise.net.nz>
> To:
> Sent: Thursday, April 07, 2005 12:31 AM
> Subject: fucking cheats
>
>
> how the hell can ppl play when friking noobs with hacks get into
> renguard rooms??????? the cheat im talking about is one where im
> just standing and all of a sudden i die and others too huh
> ???????
> renguard yeh mate real good programmm lots of time and thought
> put into that 1 buddy!!!!!!!!
My reply:
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> From: "Christine Korza"
> To: <****@paradise.net.nz>
> Sent: Thursday, April 07, 2005 3:40 AM
> Subject: Re: fucking cheats
>
>
> You're a moron. We are currently testing a fix. Considering RenGuard has
> stopped all cheats for nearly a year and only now did someone find out a
> way around it, yeah... real shit program, eh? You're a dipshit.
>
> -Christine
Moron's reply (note the eloquent change in subject line):
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From: "don &michaela" <***@paradise.net.nz>
To: "Christine Korza"
Sent: Saturday, April 09, 2005 2:12 PM
Subject: Re: watch yur mouth u stupid mole
>>pull yur head in cow stay off the drugs and get a life dont take emails
>>personly it was not against u it was against a program so dont send me
>>abuse ok fuck head that was against u for calling me amoron and dipshit
>>you stupid slut
So of course this called for the following reply. God, I love messing with idiots!
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From: "Christine Korza"
To: "don &michaela" <***@paradise.net.nz>
Sent: Friday, April 08, 2005 8:09 PM
Subject: Re: watch yur mouth u stupid mole
>I guess I'm really conversing with an intellectual here, as is evidenced by
> your bold command of the English language and dazzling use of punctuation.
> My humblest apologies for offending your delicate sensibilities. I will also
> let my boyfriend know that I am apparently promiscious in my sexual
> behaviors, while still being as fat as a "cow", as you so eloquently put it.
> I suppose that is also the motive behind you calling me a "fuck head" which
> I can only assume is an allusion to the other insinuation of my
> previously-mentioned promiscuity that I am apparently so much a "slut" that
> perhaps it's gone to my "head" to make me a "fuck head"? Of course I can't
> possibly even imagine the intellectual level you are at, which obviously far
> exceeds my own, so I am left to merely guess at the meaning.
>
> I would like to personally invite you to join the Blackhand Studios team so
> that we might learn from you exactly how this program should be fixed to
> suit your needs. Please join us on IRC so that we might discuss this
> possibility more. Of course I understand you might have better things to do,
> an intellect such as yourself is surely busy with a number of daunting
> tasks.
>
> Humbly yours,
> Christine
> crimson@n00bstories.com
