n00bfiles - Viewing n00b: zealot9090

Well this is a classic tale of n00bism. The map is City Flying. We are GDI. We are down to our AGT and Power Plant. Our n00b is a deadeye on the office building structure near the WF. I am a PIC. I see an apache land on the roof of the WF, so I race up there to take it out or steal it. When I get up there, I see the apache on the ground behind the WF. I don't know where the pilot is or who it was, so of course the first thing any normal person would think to do is to jump down there and get the fuck in it, right? Right. Oh, and I forgot to mention, there's about 2 minutes left in the map.

So, I get in the thing which has about 20% health and I fly up the office building right there to repair it and maybe get some shots off against the Arties hitting the PP from the side. As I ascend, I see this in team chat:

[01:25:58] [@phpRenBot]: [17/40|60SFPS|City_Flying] Host: Crimsson stole a1ph4riu5's Nod Apache!
[01:26:01] [@phpRenBot]: [17/40|60SFPS|City_Flying] [Team] zealot9090: CRIMSON
[01:26:03] [@phpRenBot]: [17/40|60SFPS|City_Flying] [Team] zealot9090: THATS MINE
[01:26:07] [@phpRenBot]: [17/40|60SFPS|City_Flying] [Team] zealot9090: YOU FUCKING STEALER

So of course in this short time I realize that zealot9090 had sniped the pilot and was on his way down to get the Apache. Now, a player who's NOT a n00b would realize that I did not see him snipe the pilot and had in fact jumped off the WF. But, instead, with mere tens of seconds left in the map, he wastes time to type all this instead of "/crimsson can I have that?" to which I would have obliged, seeing as how I was the last PIC and his deadeye wasn't much help against the light tanks and stealth tanks that were attacking our base.

So, given that attitude, and the fact that an Apache would be nice right about now, I say this:

[01:26:15] [@phpRenBot]: [17/40|60SFPS|City_Flying] [Team] Crimsson: well now I'm not going to give it...
[01:26:16] [@phpRenBot]: [17/40|60SFPS|City_Flying] Host: There are two minutes remaining in this map. Make them count!

But our n00bie friend is still whining...

[01:26:22] [@phpRenBot]: [17/40|60SFPS|City_Flying] zealot9090: crimson u tank stealer

I use the Apache to take out a Sakura and an Arty on the bridge and drop down to the office building where whiny-boy is sitting and waiting. Of course, I am not a n00b, so I give him the mostly-dead Apache and repaired it for him.

[01:27:20] [@phpRenBot]: [18/40|59SFPS|City_Flying] [Vehicle Theft] (Friendly) zealot9090 stole Crimsson's Nod Apache!
[01:27:30] [@phpRenBot]: [18/40|59SFPS|City_Flying] [Team] Crimsson: take it you whiny ass bitch
[01:27:32] [@phpRenBot]: [18/40|60SFPS|City_Flying] [Team] zealot9090: lol
[01:27:42] [@phpRenBot]: [18/40|60SFPS|City_Flying] [Team] Crimsson: if you'd get a brain you'd realize what happened
[01:27:51] [@phpRenBot]: [18/40|60SFPS|City_Flying] [Team] Crimsson: but instead you will be a n00bstory

The map ended and I decided to leave to write up this story for you, but our friend didn't figure out I was the server owner (even though drunkill told him so)...

[01:28:49] [@phpRenBot]: [17/40|60SFPS|Canyon] Crimsson: gotta go write a n00bstory now
[01:28:50] [@phpRenBot]: [16/40|60SFPS|Canyon] Player Crimsson left the game
[01:28:52] [@phpRenBot]: [15/40|60SFPS|Canyon] zealot9090: crimsons a dick!